I status updated that tonight was a 3/5. Then was made to justify myself to my flatmates. I explained that a 3/5 was a really good mark…
We collectively figured out that if I woke up in an alley next to the person they know I fancy, and he was in a chicken suit, and I was wearing a rabbit suit… with no recollection of the previous 24 hours… that would be a 4/5.