okay this is just an entry relating to a email i got forwarded to me… if you never went to high school in Christchurch, don’t bother reading any further, its just not funny unless you know…
HOW MANY CHRISTCHURCH SCHOOL STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Rangi Ruru- One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Hornby High- Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.
St Bedes – None. They’re all too drunk to notice and even when they’re sober if they spot a hole they just put there willy in it.