* i have no cat, this might be a lie.
prof: “when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat’s back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. if enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system”
okay… so my friends are geeks with too much time on their hands….