{"id":49,"date":"2001-06-02T00:33:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-02T00:33:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-01-22T12:27:45","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T12:27:45","slug":"my-cat-is-a-mononrail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"My Cat is a Mononrail*"},"content":{"rendered":"

* i have no cat, this might be a lie.<\/p>\n

prof: “when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat’s back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. if enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system”<\/p>\n

okay… so my friends are geeks with too much time on their hands….<\/p>\n

I sent an email today with my Cat is a monorail as the title, and got a reply with My cat is immoral..<\/p>\n

hmmmmm
\nanyway
\njoff is going to see Pantera tonight….. hehehhe…. power to the metal…. or something *sigh* yes i am just lame… very fucking lame….<\/p>\n

i saw the singer from shihad…. jon toogood in town and elijah wood, who is frodo baggins in lord of the rings… but well i have to say it wasn’t that exciting… i almost felt like going and asking elijah wood as to why he was in the movie flipper, although i haven’t seen most of it, it looked pretty lame…. crap… shit even….. duuuummmm deeeeee dooooo…. *twidles thumbs* hmmmmm the couriers suck here too, they have lost my duvet in the post… and well they said it arrived but alas its still not here…… bugger…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

* i have no cat, this might be a lie.<\/p>\n

prof: “when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat’s back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. if enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system”<\/p>\n

okay… so my friends are geeks with too much time on their hands….<\/p>\n

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