{"id":187,"date":"2009-11-18T20:28:24","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T20:28:24","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-11-18T20:28:24","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T20:28:24","slug":"trying-to-figure-out-a-5\/5-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"Trying to figure out a 5\/5 night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I status updated that tonight was a 3\/5. Then was made to justify myself to my flatmates. I explained that a 3\/5 was a really good mark&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We collectively figured out that if I woke up in an alley next to the person they know I fancy, and he was in a chicken suit, and I was wearing a rabbit suit&#8230; with no recollection of the previous 24 hours&#8230; that would be a 4\/5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I status updated that tonight was a 3\/5. Then was made to justify myself to my flatmates. I explained that a 3\/5 was a really good mark&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We collectively figured out that if I woke up in an alley next to the person they know I fancy, and he was in a chicken suit, and I was wearing a rabbit suit&#8230; with no recollection of the previous 24 hours&#8230; that would be a 4\/5.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/?p=187\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","xfolkentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}