{"id":18,"date":"2008-04-14T20:47:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T20:47:07","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-01-11T19:50:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T19:50:47","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Quotes:<\/p>\n

Francine:
\nHonestly who looks at a bunch of sticks and says hey look at my faggot<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Rose:
\nStop shooting me with your metal penis. (talking at someone holding a toy gun)<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Pip:
\nBuses are like boyfriends, you have none then 2 come along in 5 minutes.<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

David: I’m going to do some extreme stretches!<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

David: In the words of Sum 41, We’re all to blame.<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Melinda: I got’s the PHD<\/p>\n

————————————<\/p>\n

David: I’m going to build a super fortress of pillows
\nEamonn: Can you build it so high to block Fran’s View?
\nDavid: One for structure, one for comfort
\nEamonn: And one for class?
\nDavid: One for spooning
\n————————————–<\/p>\n

David: Is it ok if I take off my pants?<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Eamonn: It’s ok cause I’m wearing leggings underneath…
\nMelinda: Leggings! Be more manly and call them long johns.<\/p>\n

——————————————-<\/p>\n

Melinda: It’s a game, its a fucking game!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Netta: You know what you should do?
\nDavid K: Get hard? Be a Fucking Man!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Melinda: Everytime I go into Pak n’ Save, I hear that Ladyhawke song.<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

David K: Ass is my favourite kind of ‘Stetic<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Chris: I can’t respect a girl who can’t spell horny properly.<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Fran: *points to the taxi* You know thats not real driving<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Joff: WE’RE COOL GODDAMMIT…. MY FRIEND BOOBAMBOO TOLD ME
\nFr\u00e4n: boobamboo?
\nJoff: MY FRIEND THAT NOONE ELSE SEES
\nJoff: HE EXISTSS!!!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Panin: Aikido is love (after adam has given up on a fight)<\/p>\n

Adam:I’ll GIVE you some love later!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Caroline: Fran! I am beautiful!<\/p>\n

————————————————————–<\/p>\n

Caroline: Shoot the tequilla, eat the lemon, lick the carpet<\/p>\n

———————————————–
\nFran: this almost makes me want to have sky tv<\/p>\n

dan: this almost makes me want to have children<\/p>\n

———————————————————–<\/p>\n

Beccah: Are you happy Dan?<\/p>\n

Dan: (smiles back)……Pokemon folder!<\/p>\n

——————————————————<\/p>\n

Panin: (cheeky grin) I’m gonna burn something tonight!<\/p>\n

———————————————————<\/p>\n

Fr\u00e4n: hmmm damn internet
\nFr\u00e4n: damn 14.4
\nJoff: ahha.. I wish I could go in and kick google.. not coz I don’t like it.. its great… but it’d be fun
\nFr\u00e4n: yeah
\nFr\u00e4n: it would be fun
\nFr\u00e4n: wouldn’t it be better if they gave you job?
\nFr\u00e4n: heheh
\nFr\u00e4n: then you could kick from the inside out
\nJoff: hell yeah.. they have some asssome hardware
\nJoff: haha.. IM INSIDE GOOGLE AND IM BUSTING MY WAY OUT… WITH MY FISTS!!!!!<\/p>\n

————————————————————<\/p>\n

Marc: fran is evil<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Marc: so….as your new god, you need to have a pictured up on the wall FRAMED for all to see and bask in its glory :D!<\/p>\n

—————————————————————–<\/p>\n

Eve: I have a little bit of the glandie<\/p>\n

–
\n—————————————————–<\/p>\n

Hayley: You’re less creepy in person<\/p>\n

——————————————–<\/p>\n

Lisa: i dont have long toes<\/p>\n

———————————————–<\/p>\n

Sinael: I used to engage in lengthy debates about whether or not Mr. Pringle was happy …<\/p>\n

————————————————<\/p>\n

Lisa: does anyone else ever hear the lyrics “she got peed on mostly for being at home..”?<\/p>\n

——————————————–<\/p>\n

safe distance: blueberry stained hands are SEXY<\/p>\n

——————————————–<\/p>\n

Amy: You cannot kill me, I am made of non organic materials<\/p>\n

—————————————————<\/p>\n

Josh: ok kids you put the fuckin’ plate on the desk<\/p>\n

———————————————–<\/p>\n

Dan G: time for a custardy revenge
\nnode\/18<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Dan G: A jug of filth, a grass of wine, that’s all he needs, to cleanse his mine<\/p>\n

—————————————————<\/p>\n

Dan G: I be BUSTIN OUT MY HARPSICHORD
\n——————————————–<\/p>\n

Caroline: hey there joff… i hear you are my families manservant now<\/p>\n

———————————————<\/p>\n

Lisa: im gonna go find something “fun” to watch on tv….*goes straight to E!*<\/p>\n

———————————————-<\/p>\n

Lisa: and i wouldn’t partAY with you if you were the last andover in the world.<\/p>\n

—————————————<\/p>\n

Lisa: i may or i may not have closed the window<\/p>\n

————————————-<\/p>\n

aMarc: could you imagine a chimp in that uniform<\/p>\n

————————————-<\/p>\n

Marc: ohh, so you didn’t get to plant your lips on eddie vedders lips?<\/p>\n

————————————-<\/p>\n

Caroline: oi! don’t defile that fountain<\/p>\n

—————————————-<\/p>\n

Caroline: i am not available for data<\/p>\n

—————————————–<\/p>\n

Joff: horray for two screens<\/p>\n

—————————————–<\/p>\n

Joff: Ah crap.. Lemmy just farted and it was EVIL<\/p>\n

—————————————–<\/p>\n

Francesrosey: dan says hes chillin’ in frans room listening to fine ass shit<\/p>\n

————————————<\/p>\n

Steve: thinking is for school and emergencies only – i can’t waste what little brain power …<\/p>\n

——————————–<\/p>\n

Josh: i’m the god of cookies<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

steph: it sounded like Olivia Newton John and a choir of preschoolers<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Keta: back to the ‘you guys are on glue’ conversation<\/p>\n

——————————–<\/p>\n

Fran: my hair is sad now that you’ve insulted it<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Tony: no guns = driveby stick pokings<\/p>\n

——————————————<\/p>\n

Hayler: If I had a sandwich I’d give it to you, but I don’t have a sandwich.”<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Necom: i dont think ive touched a fhm but have had an fhm incident<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Fran: hey I thought i was your carnival freak!<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Tamara: i can spell dirty words!!!<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Josh: i want to become enrique and make out with chicks all day<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Aaron: You’re Never Alone with a Filburt.<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Ben: Its hard to pass up the opportunity to be the one who sold luke to the darkside<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Lisa: breadsticks: we put the cheese in hamilton<\/p>\n

———————————
\nLisa: maybe your cache is holding you back<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nLisa: THE POWDERED CHEESE COMPELLS YOU!!!<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nLisa: I promise i wont wet myself in the car<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nAaron: I couldn’t be married to James<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFran: he loves his gran more than us<\/p>\n

———————————
\nKurt: he Minson’s everything<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: I’m just about ready to rock!<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFran: he is divisable and conquerable<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nDan G: my cool is always present dom, no matter where i am<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nDan G: I’m 133 days away from being cool<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nDan G: I should go to bed, I have to master the implicit method for solving the heat equation<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFilburt: Elves: the other other other white meat
\n———————————-
\nScottie: i like those lasers that slice that guy in half<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMarc: my mum dressed up as a huge Mintie when i had friends around, thats embarassing<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMarc: i think that the naked chef sucks because hes not naked<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMarc: that guy is so fratboy<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: the govt are gonna be torturing me in a basement in the morning<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: and yes.. we’re gonna embarrass ourselves<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFilburt: I reseve all my hate for elves<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: they are going on about the mysterious “Package” on Alias, don’t they know thats a gig guide?<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMisnoma: go get thrown out of calendar girls<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJames: ohhh boy that brings back some good memories….. dans rave at the uni anyone?<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nNic: The only thing worse than soap on a rope is popcorn on a string.<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nBrian: Better call up Chad. He’s the only one that’ll attract a decent crowd<\/p>\n

r> ———————————-
\nAubrey: Pool Noodles are good for fights<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nNic: Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nNic: i’ll become a fat virginal comic book guy<\/p>\n

———————————
\nPanin: Look Nick! its Pink on TV! its your wife!
\nNick: she’ll keep<\/p>\n

————————-
\nKesi: i asked him where all the bikini-clad fems were at<\/p>\n

————————–
\nAmy: It tastes like cold piss.. not that i would know what that tastes like<\/p>\n

—————————-
\nSteve: FUCK – we’re out of lucky charms<\/p>\n

—————————–
\nOwen: I love my pillows, you can’t take them away from me!<\/p>\n

—————————–
\nBrian: I’m too stupid to get the metaphor. Thanks for being so literal<\/p>\n

————————-
\nLindsay: i wish i had livestock<\/p>\n

—————————–
\nKeta: he was so cute, i brushed him off and picked him up and smelled him<\/p>\n

—————————-
\nMarc: fran thinks her puppy dog eyes will work on everyone<\/p>\n

—————————-
\nJames: when has a little dodgy ever hurt anyone?<\/p>\n

——————————–
\nNialoo: I’m going strong with three miss-uses of the work fuck..<\/p>\n

——————————–
\nJames: if you talk about the film they’re entitled to your kneecaps<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Quotes:<\/p>\n

Francine:
\nHonestly who looks at a bunch of sticks and says hey look at my faggot<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Rose:
\nStop shooting me with your metal penis. (talking at someone holding a toy gun)<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Pip:
\nBuses are like boyfriends, you have none then 2 come along in 5 minutes.<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

David: I’m going to do some extreme stretches!<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

David: In the words of Sum 41, We’re all to blame.<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Melinda: I got’s the PHD<\/p>\n

————————————<\/p>\n

David: I’m going to build a super fortress of pillows
\nEamonn: Can you build it so high to block Fran’s View?
\nDavid: One for structure, one for comfort
\nEamonn: And one for class?
\nDavid: One for spooning
\n————————————–<\/p>\n

David: Is it ok if I take off my pants?<\/p>\n

————————————–<\/p>\n

Eamonn: It’s ok cause I’m wearing leggings underneath…
\nMelinda: Leggings! Be more manly and call them long johns.<\/p>\n

——————————————-<\/p>\n

Melinda: It’s a game, its a fucking game!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Netta: You know what you should do?
\nDavid K: Get hard? Be a Fucking Man!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Melinda: Everytime I go into Pak n’ Save, I hear that Ladyhawke song.<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

David K: Ass is my favourite kind of ‘Stetic<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Chris: I can’t respect a girl who can’t spell horny properly.<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Fran: *points to the taxi* You know thats not real driving<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Joff: WE’RE COOL GODDAMMIT…. MY FRIEND BOOBAMBOO TOLD ME
\nFr\u00e4n: boobamboo?
\nJoff: MY FRIEND THAT NOONE ELSE SEES
\nJoff: HE EXISTSS!!!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Panin: Aikido is love (after adam has given up on a fight)<\/p>\n

Adam:I’ll GIVE you some love later!<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Caroline: Fran! I am beautiful!<\/p>\n

————————————————————–<\/p>\n

Caroline: Shoot the tequilla, eat the lemon, lick the carpet<\/p>\n

———————————————–
\nFran: this almost makes me want to have sky tv<\/p>\n

dan: this almost makes me want to have children<\/p>\n

———————————————————–<\/p>\n

Beccah: Are you happy Dan?<\/p>\n

Dan: (smiles back)……Pokemon folder!<\/p>\n

——————————————————<\/p>\n

Panin: (cheeky grin) I’m gonna burn something tonight!<\/p>\n

———————————————————<\/p>\n

Fr\u00e4n: hmmm damn internet
\nFr\u00e4n: damn 14.4
\nJoff: ahha.. I wish I could go in and kick google.. not coz I don’t like it.. its great… but it’d be fun
\nFr\u00e4n: yeah
\nFr\u00e4n: it would be fun
\nFr\u00e4n: wouldn’t it be better if they gave you job?
\nFr\u00e4n: heheh
\nFr\u00e4n: then you could kick from the inside out
\nJoff: hell yeah.. they have some asssome hardware
\nJoff: haha.. IM INSIDE GOOGLE AND IM BUSTING MY WAY OUT… WITH MY FISTS!!!!!<\/p>\n

————————————————————<\/p>\n

Marc: fran is evil<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Marc: so….as your new god, you need to have a pictured up on the wall FRAMED for all to see and bask in its glory :D!<\/p>\n

—————————————————————–<\/p>\n

Eve: I have a little bit of the glandie<\/p>\n

–
\n—————————————————–<\/p>\n

Hayley: You’re less creepy in person<\/p>\n

——————————————–<\/p>\n

Lisa: i dont have long toes<\/p>\n

———————————————–<\/p>\n

Sinael: I used to engage in lengthy debates about whether or not Mr. Pringle was happy …<\/p>\n

————————————————<\/p>\n

Lisa: does anyone else ever hear the lyrics “she got peed on mostly for being at home..”?<\/p>\n

——————————————–<\/p>\n

safe distance: blueberry stained hands are SEXY<\/p>\n

——————————————–<\/p>\n

Amy: You cannot kill me, I am made of non organic materials<\/p>\n

—————————————————<\/p>\n

Josh: ok kids you put the fuckin’ plate on the desk<\/p>\n

———————————————–<\/p>\n

Dan G: time for a custardy revenge
\nnode\/18<\/p>\n

————————————————–<\/p>\n

Dan G: A jug of filth, a grass of wine, that’s all he needs, to cleanse his mine<\/p>\n

—————————————————<\/p>\n

Dan G: I be BUSTIN OUT MY HARPSICHORD
\n——————————————–<\/p>\n

Caroline: hey there joff… i hear you are my families manservant now<\/p>\n

———————————————<\/p>\n

Lisa: im gonna go find something “fun” to watch on tv….*goes straight to E!*<\/p>\n

———————————————-<\/p>\n

Lisa: and i wouldn’t partAY with you if you were the last andover in the world.<\/p>\n

—————————————<\/p>\n

Lisa: i may or i may not have closed the window<\/p>\n

————————————-<\/p>\n

aMarc: could you imagine a chimp in that uniform<\/p>\n

————————————-<\/p>\n

Marc: ohh, so you didn’t get to plant your lips on eddie vedders lips?<\/p>\n

————————————-<\/p>\n

Caroline: oi! don’t defile that fountain<\/p>\n

—————————————-<\/p>\n

Caroline: i am not available for data<\/p>\n

—————————————–<\/p>\n

Joff: horray for two screens<\/p>\n

—————————————–<\/p>\n

Joff: Ah crap.. Lemmy just farted and it was EVIL<\/p>\n

—————————————–<\/p>\n

Francesrosey: dan says hes chillin’ in frans room listening to fine ass shit<\/p>\n

————————————<\/p>\n

Steve: thinking is for school and emergencies only – i can’t waste what little brain power …<\/p>\n

——————————–<\/p>\n

Josh: i’m the god of cookies<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

steph: it sounded like Olivia Newton John and a choir of preschoolers<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Keta: back to the ‘you guys are on glue’ conversation<\/p>\n

——————————–<\/p>\n

Fran: my hair is sad now that you’ve insulted it<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Tony: no guns = driveby stick pokings<\/p>\n

——————————————<\/p>\n

Hayler: If I had a sandwich I’d give it to you, but I don’t have a sandwich.”<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Necom: i dont think ive touched a fhm but have had an fhm incident<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Fran: hey I thought i was your carnival freak!<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Tamara: i can spell dirty words!!!<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Josh: i want to become enrique and make out with chicks all day<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Aaron: You’re Never Alone with a Filburt.<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Ben: Its hard to pass up the opportunity to be the one who sold luke to the darkside<\/p>\n

———————————-<\/p>\n

Lisa: breadsticks: we put the cheese in hamilton<\/p>\n

———————————
\nLisa: maybe your cache is holding you back<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nLisa: THE POWDERED CHEESE COMPELLS YOU!!!<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nLisa: I promise i wont wet myself in the car<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nAaron: I couldn’t be married to James<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFran: he loves his gran more than us<\/p>\n

———————————
\nKurt: he Minson’s everything<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: I’m just about ready to rock!<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFran: he is divisable and conquerable<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nDan G: my cool is always present dom, no matter where i am<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nDan G: I’m 133 days away from being cool<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nDan G: I should go to bed, I have to master the implicit method for solving the heat equation<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFilburt: Elves: the other other other white meat
\n———————————-
\nScottie: i like those lasers that slice that guy in half<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMarc: my mum dressed up as a huge Mintie when i had friends around, thats embarassing<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMarc: i think that the naked chef sucks because hes not naked<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMarc: that guy is so fratboy<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: the govt are gonna be torturing me in a basement in the morning<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: and yes.. we’re gonna embarrass ourselves<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nFilburt: I reseve all my hate for elves<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJoff: they are going on about the mysterious “Package” on Alias, don’t they know thats a gig guide?<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nMisnoma: go get thrown out of calendar girls<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nJames: ohhh boy that brings back some good memories….. dans rave at the uni anyone?<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nNic: The only thing worse than soap on a rope is popcorn on a string.<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nBrian: Better call up Chad. He’s the only one that’ll attract a decent crowd<\/p>\n

r> ———————————-
\nAubrey: Pool Noodles are good for fights<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nNic: Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born<\/p>\n

———————————-
\nNic: i’ll become a fat virginal comic book guy<\/p>\n

———————————
\nPanin: Look Nick! its Pink on TV! its your wife!
\nNick: she’ll keep<\/p>\n

————————-
\nKesi: i asked him where all the bikini-clad fems were at<\/p>\n

————————–
\nAmy: It tastes like cold piss.. not that i would know what that tastes like<\/p>\n

—————————-
\nSteve: FUCK – we’re out of lucky charms<\/p>\n

—————————–
\nOwen: I love my pillows, you can’t take them away from me!<\/p>\n

—————————–
\nBrian: I’m too stupid to get the metaphor. Thanks for being so literal<\/p>\n

————————-
\nLindsay: i wish i had livestock<\/p>\n

—————————–
\nKeta: he was so cute, i brushed him off and picked him up and smelled him<\/p>\n

—————————-
\nMarc: fran thinks her puppy dog eyes will work on everyone<\/p>\n

—————————-
\nJames: when has a little dodgy ever hurt anyone?<\/p>\n

——————————–
\nNialoo: I’m going strong with three miss-uses of the work fuck..<\/p>\n

——————————–
\nJames: if you talk about the film they’re entitled to your kneecaps Read more →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","xfolkentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francesrosey.googlehax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}