Quotes:
Francine:
Honestly who looks at a bunch of sticks and says hey look at my faggot
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Rose:
Stop shooting me with your metal penis. (talking at someone holding a toy gun)
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Pip:
Buses are like boyfriends, you have none then 2 come along in 5 minutes.
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David: I’m going to do some extreme stretches!
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David: In the words of Sum 41, We’re all to blame.
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Melinda: I got’s the PHD
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David: I’m going to build a super fortress of pillows
Eamonn: Can you build it so high to block Fran’s View?
David: One for structure, one for comfort
Eamonn: And one for class?
David: One for spooning
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David: Is it ok if I take off my pants?
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Eamonn: It’s ok cause I’m wearing leggings underneath…
Melinda: Leggings! Be more manly and call them long johns.
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Melinda: It’s a game, its a fucking game!
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Netta: You know what you should do?
David K: Get hard? Be a Fucking Man!
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Melinda: Everytime I go into Pak n’ Save, I hear that Ladyhawke song.
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David K: Ass is my favourite kind of ‘Stetic
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Chris: I can’t respect a girl who can’t spell horny properly.
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Fran: *points to the taxi* You know thats not real driving
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Joff: WE’RE COOL GODDAMMIT…. MY FRIEND BOOBAMBOO TOLD ME
Frän: boobamboo?
Joff: MY FRIEND THAT NOONE ELSE SEES
Joff: HE EXISTSS!!!
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Panin: Aikido is love (after adam has given up on a fight)
Adam:I’ll GIVE you some love later!
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Caroline: Fran! I am beautiful!
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Caroline: Shoot the tequilla, eat the lemon, lick the carpet
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Fran: this almost makes me want to have sky tv
dan: this almost makes me want to have children
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Beccah: Are you happy Dan?
Dan: (smiles back)……Pokemon folder!
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Panin: (cheeky grin) I’m gonna burn something tonight!
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Frän: hmmm damn internet
Frän: damn 14.4
Joff: ahha.. I wish I could go in and kick google.. not coz I don’t like it.. its great… but it’d be fun
Frän: yeah
Frän: it would be fun
Frän: wouldn’t it be better if they gave you job?
Frän: heheh
Frän: then you could kick from the inside out
Joff: hell yeah.. they have some asssome hardware
Joff: haha.. IM INSIDE GOOGLE AND IM BUSTING MY WAY OUT… WITH MY FISTS!!!!!
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Marc: fran is evil
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Marc: so….as your new god, you need to have a pictured up on the wall FRAMED for all to see and bask in its glory :D!
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Eve: I have a little bit of the glandie
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Hayley: You’re less creepy in person
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Lisa: i dont have long toes
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Sinael: I used to engage in lengthy debates about whether or not Mr. Pringle was happy …
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Lisa: does anyone else ever hear the lyrics “she got peed on mostly for being at home..”?
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safe distance: blueberry stained hands are SEXY
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Amy: You cannot kill me, I am made of non organic materials
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Josh: ok kids you put the fuckin’ plate on the desk
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Dan G: time for a custardy revenge
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Dan G: A jug of filth, a grass of wine, that’s all he needs, to cleanse his mine
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Dan G: I be BUSTIN OUT MY HARPSICHORD
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Caroline: hey there joff… i hear you are my families manservant now
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Lisa: im gonna go find something “fun” to watch on tv….*goes straight to E!*
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Lisa: and i wouldn’t partAY with you if you were the last andover in the world.
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Lisa: i may or i may not have closed the window
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aMarc: could you imagine a chimp in that uniform
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Marc: ohh, so you didn’t get to plant your lips on eddie vedders lips?
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Caroline: oi! don’t defile that fountain
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Caroline: i am not available for data
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Joff: horray for two screens
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Joff: Ah crap.. Lemmy just farted and it was EVIL
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Francesrosey: dan says hes chillin’ in frans room listening to fine ass shit
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Steve: thinking is for school and emergencies only – i can’t waste what little brain power …
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Josh: i’m the god of cookies
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steph: it sounded like Olivia Newton John and a choir of preschoolers
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Keta: back to the ‘you guys are on glue’ conversation
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Fran: my hair is sad now that you’ve insulted it
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Tony: no guns = driveby stick pokings
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Hayler: If I had a sandwich I’d give it to you, but I don’t have a sandwich.”
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Necom: i dont think ive touched a fhm but have had an fhm incident
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Fran: hey I thought i was your carnival freak!
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Tamara: i can spell dirty words!!!
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Josh: i want to become enrique and make out with chicks all day
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Aaron: You’re Never Alone with a Filburt.
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Ben: Its hard to pass up the opportunity to be the one who sold luke to the darkside
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Lisa: breadsticks: we put the cheese in hamilton
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Lisa: maybe your cache is holding you back
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Lisa: THE POWDERED CHEESE COMPELLS YOU!!!
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Lisa: I promise i wont wet myself in the car
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Aaron: I couldn’t be married to James
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Fran: he loves his gran more than us
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Kurt: he Minson’s everything
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Joff: I’m just about ready to rock!
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Fran: he is divisable and conquerable
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Dan G: my cool is always present dom, no matter where i am
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Dan G: I’m 133 days away from being cool
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Dan G: I should go to bed, I have to master the implicit method for solving the heat equation
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Filburt: Elves: the other other other white meat
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Scottie: i like those lasers that slice that guy in half
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Marc: my mum dressed up as a huge Mintie when i had friends around, thats embarassing
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Marc: i think that the naked chef sucks because hes not naked
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Marc: that guy is so fratboy
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Joff: the govt are gonna be torturing me in a basement in the morning
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Joff: and yes.. we’re gonna embarrass ourselves
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Filburt: I reseve all my hate for elves
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Joff: they are going on about the mysterious “Package” on Alias, don’t they know thats a gig guide?
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Misnoma: go get thrown out of calendar girls
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James: ohhh boy that brings back some good memories….. dans rave at the uni anyone?
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Nic: The only thing worse than soap on a rope is popcorn on a string.
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Brian: Better call up Chad. He’s the only one that’ll attract a decent crowd
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Aubrey: Pool Noodles are good for fights
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Nic: Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
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Nic: i’ll become a fat virginal comic book guy
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Panin: Look Nick! its Pink on TV! its your wife!
Nick: she’ll keep
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Kesi: i asked him where all the bikini-clad fems were at
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Amy: It tastes like cold piss.. not that i would know what that tastes like
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Steve: FUCK – we’re out of lucky charms
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Owen: I love my pillows, you can’t take them away from me!
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Brian: I’m too stupid to get the metaphor. Thanks for being so literal
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Lindsay: i wish i had livestock
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Keta: he was so cute, i brushed him off and picked him up and smelled him
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Marc: fran thinks her puppy dog eyes will work on everyone
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James: when has a little dodgy ever hurt anyone?
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Nialoo: I’m going strong with three miss-uses of the work fuck..
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James: if you talk about the film they’re entitled to your kneecaps