another online joke
(ignore if you hate this stuff)
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
I went to Tim finn… fuck it was awesome! I think I had the best night out since Nelson, 🙂 but i went to DJ energy, which would have been good, except i pulled a muscle in my shoulder which meant i essentially wasted $30 cause i couldn’t dance anymore… I had a wee chat to Mash which was actually quite nice, and I did smile at grooving round with Prof and Becca, it was almost like old times, well not really… I think one thing I learned was that I prefer the outdoor rave scene, and not clubs with skanky whores… phoenix is full of awful skanks… Read more →
God i am having a fucking weird night
I have been feeling pretty good about myself lately… and been fairly happy with life, but fucking hell tonight i feel like shit… cause of a whole lot of stuff….
I am scared at the moment. cause i have no flatmate’s for next year and I don’t want to live with randoms… I don’t know what i am going to do….